After driving on the highway for 2 hours and a bit I finally arrive at the venue for my assignment and all I get are blank stares...(brain goes into "what the f*ck??" mode)...
Me: Whats with the blank stares? Doesn't the tie go with the shirt?
Twat no 1: Urm no its not that sir, the thing is ... you're here 6 hours early...
Me: WTF???? It was you twats that called me several times over the past few days to remind me to get here by 12pm!!!
Twat no 1: Yeah but you see... there was this email that we forgot to send that... urm... that urm... basically said that there was a change of plans...
Me: So why in the flying f*ckeroos did the office call me this morning to remind me to get here by 12pm???
Twat no 2: Oh that would be Twat no 1's fault because he forgot to show me the email...
Me: ARGH!!!!
Mental note... I've got to get promoted quick so I can give those two idiots the shaft...
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